untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.



no, my friends won’t love me like you (x)



erinkkavanagh:

starkexpos requested Tony Stark in palette 16



@LawtonCourtnall: Harry Styles is ruthless out on the pitch. We were playing against 9 year olds



daisysandluke:

gamer-michael:

mikesclifford:

lukes—tutu:

luke-is-leisuring:

Don’t tell me that he isn’t the cutest fucking thing know to man…because then you would be mistaken my friend.

That fucking smile oh my lord

this is the photo that I show to my friends when they dare to call Michael ‘ugly’ or ‘brass’

HAPPY SMILEY MIKEY IS MY FAVOURITE MIKEY



lukesroberts:

"Is there any celebrity you’d be excited to meet?"



candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS



blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you



leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus



Ass according to sign

doomstruck-dark:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

my horrible ass is gonna shit all over this post